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blastered

Type your definition here... means to rain bitter insult on a person

Type an example of how it's used in a sentence... he blastered the poor man

by mzstress June 05, 2018


bussy blaster cream master

A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine

Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master

by Bussy1234 March 21, 2024


taiwanese sand blaster

The act of sticking ones dick in a dry ass

Dude I didn't have any lube and my dick was raw from that Taiwanese sand blaster

by BigmeatPete April 26, 2016


Ball Blaster 6

The coolest video game out there!

Hey billy, have you played Ball Blaster 6 yet?

by Lelopicus IIV May 31, 2025


Master Blaster

The fattest, longest, most absurdly huge line of ketamine imaginable. Strictly intended for one person to snort all at once. It can and should render the user capable of fourth dimensional space perception and astral travel. (Original term taken from the film "Mad Max")

I watched some head at the show last night knock back a Master Blaster of K. He didn't move or speak for almost an hour afterwards!

by Rawohxela420 September 29, 2018


master blaster

A large dose of cocaine (or speed, for the criminally insane), inhaled through the nose.

P1: Woah, Johnny just racked that whole set of lines.
P2: Master blaster.

by masterblastin August 20, 2021


Ski Tuck Blaster

Somewhere in between hovering and sitting on a public restroom toilet, the said pooper puts their body in a tuck-like position like a downhill skier. This raises the anus to be nearly inline with rim of the bowl. Once the position has been engaged and the pressure on the stomach initiated, the pooper opens the anus with such force the uncontrollable spray of diarrhea hits the back of toilet bowl, rim of the seat and in rare occasion, released with such force the toilet tank itself is covered in buck-shot like spatter.

Tommy waited his turn patiently in the mens bathroom, holding, poised and ready…finally a stall door opens and Tommy races in. There is no time to lay a nest of paper down and Tommy’s initial checkdown says DONT sit. Tommy has little choice and assumes the ski tuck blaster position and in a wave of fury, Little Tommy lets a potato launcher like shot out of his ass covering what was once a toilet with a pellet spray of feces.

by Jujupoopster January 22, 2024