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paint the town red

Accidental menstruation on public property including buses, restaurants etc. for an extended amount of time.

I like, way spaced on tampons and had to paint the town red today.

by Heat* April 23, 2007


red dwarf

only the greatest band in existance.

"How was the Red Dwarf concert last night, barbara?"
"Oh, it was the shit, i climaxed like fourteen times!!!"

by pinkeye January 27, 2005


Red Headed Hartsoe

noun, (eean heart-so) Someone who is absolutely implorable, and mildly retarded, whom all insults refer to (eg. dick, ass, retard, hoe, jenny the pump, hussy, fuck-tard, deuch bag, deuch nozzle, ect...) Who thinks their, "god's gift to humanity." This person would also claim to have the best, your mom jokes, when really he's a novice at best. This person also has red hair, and a mild lisp. He is also VERY attractive! With a very small penis. He is also very weak and could have the living crap beat out of him at any moment, even if someone so much as sneezed. He also may have the STD ghanna-herpa-siphill-itis.

1) Stop making, your mom jokes they suck... you are acting like an Red Headed Hartsoe.
2) Wow you need to stop or else I'm gonna beat you down, your acting like Red Headed Hartsoe.
3) (female) He looked good, but was actually a Red Headed Hartsoe in the pants. Stay away from that guy.
(female friend) I never would have known!

by Steve James Gates August 23, 2008


The Red Stone of Aja

the stone masks that made kars MAD OP ( ultimate life form ) kars is a fictional charactar that originates from jojo's bizzare adventure part 2 Battle Tendency

dude 1: oh hey the stone looks like... THE RED STONE OF AJA dude 2: really dude u had to make a jojo refrence :/ Dude 1: AYAYAYAYAYAYYYAYAYYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY (the pillar mens theme)

by Ultimate Life Form Kars January 05, 2022


Red Archer Live

Epic variety content creator who had a horny time with a goat once.

Person 1: You should consider joining the Red Archer Live discord.

Person 2: Okay, I'm sure it's filled with lots of very sane people.

by FunnyMaddGames August 12, 2021


soreness, swelling and redness

soreness, swelling and redness.

soreness, swelling and redness.

by Debskelly1985 April 17, 2023


Red Rocket Vacuum

When a male and/or female sucks your appendage so hard it turns a dark red from the tip to the balls.

Schultz and Rob gave me voilent head last night, i had to leave my cock an hour to cool down! they did the old Red Rocket Vacuum!

by DirtyMikee May 24, 2016