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When you maturbate so much, the next time you climax, no semen comes out.
"I shouldn't have fapped so much last night cuz' i blew a ghost load this morning"
The rare phenomenon that when one wipes their butt after pooping, delightfully finds that there is no trace/streak of poop on the toilet paper resulting in a care free poop session and heightened feeling of self cleanliness.
"Yo dude I gotta blast a serious dookie right now, and unless i get ghost wipes, im guna need another roll of the poopoo paper."
An acquaintance or friend from a previous phase of your life with whom you are "friends" on Facebook. Without Facebook they would have drifted entirely out of your mind-space except for very occasional "remember that guy?" reminisces. But because of Facebook, they continue leaving attenuated mental impressions on you.
This term isn't meant to include old friends who you don't see often but to whom you have a deep connection. Also, Facebook ghosts can become real friends and acquaintances again through a renewed connection or contact, often through Facebook itself.
Gavroche: Who is that guy with the crazy hair who keeps popping up on your newsfeed?
Fantine: I went to High school with that kid, but I haven't talked to him in years. He's just a Facebook ghost.
The pleasantly surprising experience of not having to wipe after taking a dump.
"That feel when you go to wipe and are relieved in realizing it was a ghost dump, the task at hand has already been performed by an unseen and unknown force."
Ghost Ninja; to randomly disappear on your friends while out and about.
Where is James? I checked everywhere, no clue. He must have hit us with the ghost ninja. Again, he was just next to me, man he is slick.
Sorry guys I had to Ghost Ninja last night I had this girl I couldn't be seen with, but couldn't pass on either.
/1/ To duck out of work early, or to escape from an awkward social situation in a sneaky manner.
/2/ or to sleep sitting up with a blanket covering your upper torso, legs optional.
"hey dude im gonna ghost out of here, my boss left work early"
"why is he sitting up with a blanket over his head, why doesnt he just sleep lying down? oh yeah he must be ghosting out"
That's when u go to either FB or Myspace and it shows that u have a message but u look into ur mailbox and nothing's there.
I'm tired of myspace fooling me with their ghost mail. They need to fix da damn thing fa real!