Red Neck Rump Rake

The act of shaving ones pubes resulting in a sandpaper like texture during anal.

"Dude I gave Sandy a Red Neck Rump Rake last night and she still cant sit down."

Better dead than red

the wise words of Liberty Prime from the fallout series

''Better dead than red'' -Liberty Prime

red hot dicking

are you kidding me

cheyenne: buttcheese.
holly: Are you red hot dicking me right now?

red hot monkey love

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat

We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.

Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness

An action used by popular youtube comedian Toby Turner, aka Tobuscus, who does a wide range of videos, from songs, to virals, to vlogs, to gameplay commentary. To form an intro in his daily vlog series, he places his thumb on the camera lens, creating darkness, then redness, then whiteness, and sings "Intro of darkness then redness then whiteness" This is used to add an intro to the video, or as Toby often says, to end an awkward moment.

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Audience? Audience wha-what are you doing precariously perched on that ledge audience? you could've gotten hurt. Sooo umm....INTRO OF DARKNESS THEN REDNESS THEN WHITENESS

Red Dead Interruption

During intercourse the girl suddenly begins her "cycle" and you are both disgustingly interrupted...

OH YEAH !OH YEAH ! .... Oops the "Red Dead Interruption"

The Red Ring of Death

When a girl is on her period!

Big G: Hey kavs did u play any Xbox this weekend?
Kavs: No man! Candy got the red ring of death!

Big G: So what did u do instead?
Kavs: I watched NHL network all weekend!