Trapping your shower partner by blocking the shower door after expelling a death fart.
I was often a shower prisoner after she farted and blocked the shower door.
a shower joust is where two guys are taking a shower and decide to joust with their wet penises
man 1: hey wanna shower joust together no homo man2: sure man shower jousting sounds fun no homo
When you shit in the shower and stamp down on the shit into the drain.
To be more eco friendly after pissing in the shower I also shower stamping!
A text message sent just before a shower in hopes of returning to a response, only to be disappointed.
Brandy: "Heyyy"
You sending the Shower Text: "Hey, whats up?"
Place your phone down and fantasize about her response for 15 minutes in the shower – then return to no reply.
A type of shower in which no shampoo, soap, or any other cleaning thing is used.
The $&@&ing hotel was out of soap and shampoo so I took a quick squirrel shower.
The art of pooping, then subsequently taking a shower
Man that papa johns was good, time for a poopy shower.
The act of defecating while taking a shower. Related to but not to be confused with Cleveland Steamer.
When John realized that he was out of toilet paper, he decided that a Shower Steamer was the answer to his dilemma.