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known now as the crap pitch derby, these teams have the worst pitches in the southern league and they should be kicked from the league itself. parkway are on the tongue of relegation but poole are in the mid table area.
poole town vs plymouth parkway is a crap pitch derby
Michael and Samantha have an amazing and blessed relationship! Their love is strong! Ideal couple! But she definitely loves harder in the end!
Man do you see how much Michael loves Samantha? But Samantha loves harder! But it's Michael vs Samantha loving hard together
Da well-known U.S. Supreme Court case dat allowed space aliens to receive their tutoring outside of regular K-12 learning-establishments.
It's never specified whether everyone's favorite pint-sized pointy-eared alien received formal education at a public school, so I wonder if dat's what da oft-sited "Wisconsin vs. Yoda" court case was about??
One fine evening in the 805 area of California, two ho.eboys were having a kick back on the train tracks with a pretty lil thang, (honestly I don't remember her name) when they realized a train was coming for them. Knowing this was a battle they would lose, they left the train tracks, butcame back again only seconds later. The train seemed to have sensed them entering its territory. The train quickly turns into reverse to make an attempt on the lives of these brave young men, but that didn't stop them from sitting in the train tracks. The train makes a final attack by moving on the explorers once again, and fails. Then homeboy came along and stole the female of which the homeboy picked dibs on.
Playboy: Ay foo, grab the shit and let's move there's a train comin. Activeboi: Say palabra. Playboy: Palavra. Activeboi: you swear dawg, fuck that train I think its gone, it didn't want none. Playboy: We should be in a movie. Activeboi: Ye I'll call it Playboy and Activeboi VS. Train. Playboy: Ay foo don't forget about the bonus disk, yk the one where homeboy picks up on the hyna before you.
Two of the greatest football champions and we all know who is better.
Ronaldo vs Messi
Who is the goat? It's Ronaldo vs Messi.
Xbox is better then playstation. "xBoX gOt nO gAmEs" don't nobody the ages of 9-18 give a fuck about those boring ass single player ass ps5 games. Xbox niggas chill and don't complain while play station niggas gotta always find something to bitch about and suck the dick of their badly drawn space ship console. Every nigga I know play on PS weird asf and I ofc don't talk to those niggas no more. Xbox niggas are actually funny while playstation niggas are corny and think being sus = comedy.
Xbox Vs. Playstation
Xbox guy: aye I'm tryna hop on 2k what u play on?
Ps5 guy: I'm on playstation wb u?
Xbox guy: nah I'm on Xbox
Ps5 guy: ewwww niggaaaa u play xbox?? U lame asf
Xbox guy: ewwww nigga u still single looking for men to fuck????
*Xbox guy never talks to gaystation man ever again while gaystation man sulking dick while using his dualsense controller as a vibrator"