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Also known as "Red-Neck High" or "The high school with the highest teen pregancy rate in the district", Red Land is a school full of controversy and interesting people.
Its actually more like its own world, cut off from the rest of society. Those who stay within the Five Circles of Hell: Lewisberry, Etters, Goldsboro, Newberry and New Cumberland without branching out and experiencing different people and opinions are doomed to live a life of obscure, sheltered, conservativeness!
There are witches-the office secretaries, a horrible hairy monster who exudes a stench so powerful and overwhelming that it is unbearable...And of course, we have a head-worlock who sometimes forgets the human nature of his students and speaks on the loud-speaker in his native tongue of "Novo"...its very similar to Russian.
-Students were caught bringing vodka into the school building after they were discovered heavily inebriated during their first period class.
-Last year there were approximately three separate bomb threats against Red Land High School. One of which the students had to stay outside for three hours fenced in the track and field area. Lunches were brought down to the students by truck. A huge epidemic of sunburn is believed to be directly linked to the bomb threat incident.
-Roughly six girls at Red Land are pregnant at any given time.
-There is a problem with cocain addictions and also with the selling and distribution of cocain, marijuana, mushrooms and alcohol.
The ACLU (per Michael Savage)
They're a psychotic bunch of red-diaper-doper babies who were suckled on Karl Marx.
This is a simple phrase that you should remember as you will find it helpful in later life. If you are offended by the fact that strawberries are red, please get over it because it is a fact that they are red! If you disagree with this please get support.
A: strawberries are green, I will not settle for anything else
B: umm no they are not
A: what
B: strawberries are red get over it!
An amazing book series featuring 5 books: Red Queen, Glass Sword, King’s Cage, War Storm, Broken Throne. It is about Mare Barrow, Cal Calore, Maven Calore and many other characters. I recommend reading it.
Person 1: “Have you read the Red Queen - book series !?”
Person 2: “Yes OMG you should so read it!”
It's when you've had a fair amount of spicy or hott food, and when you go #2, well....it burns like a son of a gun.
I had hot wings for lunch and now I got the red hot tater hole
Red Creek Fuck boys are exactly their title. Fuck boys. They only like the girls for their body and sex. Their grades are the same as their IQ. -69 . The teachers can't put up with any of them so they send them to the "rams room" to avoid their problems. They act all superior until an actually genuinely nice guy shows up and treats the girls right. They act all mocho mocho playing basketball and soccer. Even though they still can't play because they got suspended for vaping in the bathroom and smoking pot at the gas station with their Minecraft girlfriends.
Red Creek Fuck Boys: Boys who think they are superior and better than everyone who go to red Creek
This occurs when a male inserts a a thumb into the vaginal cavity (also known as the "lucy") while sticking the index and middle finger in her anus.
It resembles a male using the woman's ass as a bowling ball. It is known to be popular with horny redheaded women in the North Carolina area.
Damn, I bowled a strike wtih that chick from Raleigh. She loves getting the red-headed bowling ball.