to defecate in both of a girls ears then her nose and have her suck in the crap through her nose and said thats a Milwaukee red hot.
i crapped in her ears and nose and she sucked it up and said it burned and we were in milwaukuee, and she said Milwaukee red hot.
Preferably done around Christmas time. You go out and find a virgin, pop her cherry, and then paint your sack with her blood.
Hey Tom, this chick let me do Santa's Big Red Sack with her last night. It was awesome.
when a lady is on her period and the guy wants to have sex but shes bleeding. soo, it calls for head (:
man : heyy baby lets get it on
girlfriend : but baby its my time of the month
man : you know what they say, 'red week is head week' (;
The act of eating a lady out while she is on the rag.
Bill is nasty. I heard he was drinking from the red river last night.
A game played between 2 people. One person puts their hand on the other person's leg and slides it up their leg, toward their genitals, until one of the players gets uncomfortable and stops the game. The object of the game is to see how close person 1 can get to person 2's genitals before someone gets uncomfortable.
Man: Dude, did you see those guys playing red light green light?
Dude: Oh hell yeah man, they went all the way up!
he is a rock. no. THE rock. but red. THE rock but RED. did I mention that he is red. and spikey
"omg did you hear about red spikey haired rock?"
"oml yeah, he was with angry porcupine the other day"
This action is usally performed after a long period of rain. This is when a person on a knee bord is dragged by a 4 x4 vehicle... most likely a 4 wheeler.
After all dis dong gon rain we's shoulds get out the 4 wheeler scooter n go knees bordin