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The time of the month for a woman where they will attack anything that crosses their path. Their period always involves bloodshed, not always just their own. Men should proceed with caution.
Man 1: Are you going out tonight?
Man 2: I can't, you know how my wife gets when it's red week on the Discovery Channel
One who can't take a joke.
You should develope a sense of humor or else you will end up like Rhode Islang Red.
Someone who doubles the value of hiz truck by installing a radio in it.
bubba: dat shore looks better'n dat hole in yr dashboard.
htrn: yeah, and one of these dayz i might git it ta work!
a schizophrenic youth who is often seen roaming the woods, and stealing food from unsuspecting picnicers.
"have you seen that girl they've been talking about?"
"little red riding hood?"
"yeah"
"that bitch stole my turkey"
Occurs when a female squats over a male's face to receive cunnilingus, then reaches between her legs, pulls a tampon out of her vagina, and menstruates on the man's face.
Bruno: Dude, how'd you get those red stains on your eye glasses, man?
James: Last night I was going down on my girlfriend and she totally Red Wine Cork Surprised me! IT WAS LOVELY AND AMAZING.
1. the best band on the face of this planet, composed of the best bassist, guitar, vocal, and drummer. Absolutely original and amazing, so good i want to cry, they have always been the best and always will be.
Dude, have you heard the song Scar Tissue, by Red Hot CHili Peppers?
"Yeah, that song is so amazing, i want to cry, actually the whole band is just uber cool!"
The act of fucking a woman while on her period using lubrication thus sliding in and out of her bloody vag.
Sam: I dont wanna do anal but im on my period.
Kyle: I already lubed up
Sam: Just do the Red Slip and Slide.