half and half

A beverage made up of half cold beer and half warm urine served to the biggest asshole at a social event after he's bummed every one out.

Dude, after that asshole started in with his superior attitude and kept bragging about the number of foreclosures he's done, Johnny fixed him up with a half and half .

The half of it

THE BEST FUCKING LGTBQ+ MOVIE EVER, must watch if you have netflix.

Person1: hey have you watched the half of it?
person2: You mean the best movie of all time?
person1: yea!

Half n half

Having sex in which half the time is oral and the other half is "regular"

She gave me a half n half

and a half

An exclamation made by you after someone says something you find particularly true.

"This ice cream is cold."

"and a half!!!"

Half and Half

Half regular Wawa Coffee and half Cappacino (reg or vanilla) or one of those carmel or mocha Caps they got now. Removes the need to put cream & sugar in the coffee.

person: do ya want something from Wawa?
me: Yeah, coffee. Half reg, hald vanilla cap.

halfed

coping someone out
snitching on them
hince the name halfed half of a 100
is 50 cops five o

"He used to go hard till he halfed dat dude out"

half and half creampie

As you reach climax while having vaginal heterosexual intercourse you dump half your semen load into the vagina, halfway through ejaculating pull your penis out of the vagina and quickly insert it into the anus where you deposit the rest of your semen load, thus creating the half and half creampie.

Christy :"OMG Mark!!! you feel so good inside me! I want you to come inside my Pussy and Ass! give me that half and half creampie."
Mark " Agghh god aaaghhh fsck aahghhh uugghhhh"