Something very unexpected that happens, or something very weird. Primarily while high on marijuana.
That was so crispy when we saw those police when I wanted to light the bowl.
Another word for cool
Man that guy is crispy hanging out with those kids.
When a person smells and does not take baths and does not brush teeth
This idot came to my house and he was crispy as fuck!
A completely and utterly worthless person. Someone who needs to not even be allowed to live, and should go and hide in a corner and drink some bleach. This is the type of person who likes to have oral sex with every man they see.
Oh man, that was a great time I had with Crispy last night.
A word to describe a sexual feeling, simular to male ejaculation.
"Tina got naked for me last night. It got me bare crispy!"
I person who sizzles/ burns you by constantly bailing, ghosting you, scared to face you because they know they are in the wrong.
Tony - want to go to dinner tonight?
Andrew - yep!
Andrew never shows up, texts, or appears in your life again.
Tony: damn he really pulled a crispy on me.