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The only way known to mankind to write in gibberish
No wonder you got an F on every test
"Cursive writing, another form of pure, insufferable pain"
A mythical text used throughout history but unreadable to those who are not trained.
This ancient text is also used now by people who want to look smart.
Person 1: what does this say?
Person 2: oh it's cursive, yeah I never learnt to read cursive
Person 3: hohoho you are all fools, this only says "the fastest ways to find an idiot who uses their knowledge to insult you is to pretend to not know cursive"
Person 1&2: *stare*
Person 3: wait a minute
An embarrassing act of affection that gives you the ick
Origin: a guy left a customized travel mug and love letter written in cursive on your doorstep after you told him it was over.
“They showed up in the same outfit intentionally. That’s cursive.”
The act of shitting in an uninterrupted, elegant, but continuous fashion. In the same manner of a person writing in cursive, with the pen not leaving the paper.
James: Martha, would you like to go on a date with me to the local diner tonight?
Martha: Im sorry, James. I cant. Ive been shitting in cursive all day!
Peeing in the snow, while writing your friends name in his moms handwriting.
After fucking Frank's mom, he wrote Frank's name in Kentucky Cursive.
A guy that is in an armed services branch and is also a fuck boy.
Cursive fuck boys have the appearance of being extra well mannered and more of a gentleman than the average guy. They use this image to their advantage along with standard fuck boy tactics.
Terry: What happened to Kayla's new man? Did he get deployed overseas?
Sammy: Nah, she forgot no type of man is exempt from the possibility of being a fuck boy, he just may be a cursive fuck boy.
Terry: Cursive fuck boy?
Sammy: A fuck boy in uniform
Someone caught sexting by the pervert-patrol.
Stay away from the one who writes in cursive.