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You are sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored that you type every key but every other key you type a equals. I don't know why I am doing this.
The speech was so long that all I remember is this sound:
`=1=2=3=4=5=6=7=8=9=0=-=q=w=e=r=t=y=u=i=o=p===\=a=s=d=f=g=h=j=k=l=;='=z=x=c=v=b=n=m=,=.=/
Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
Urban Dictionary
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This is the peak of bordom, you decide that qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm wasen't enough, and poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, and also qazsedcftgbhujmkol, and awsxdrfvgyhnjiklp, etc etc,
Person 1: bro im so boreddddddddddddddddddddd,
Person 2: have you tried esc F1 F2 F3 F4 F5 F6 F7 F8 F9 F10 F11 F12 insert delete ` 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 0 - = tab q w e r t y u i o p \ capslock a s d f g h j k l shift z x c v b n m , . / shift ctrl fn alt space alt ctrl?
Person 1: OMFG DID YOU NOT READ THE PATCH NOTES??
person 2: wdym?
person 1: IF YOU SAY SOME WORDS THAT ARE TOO LONG YOU-
*person 2 explodes
At this point you aren't even trying to break you cycle of boredom and procrastinating you are just looking which combinations of qwerty have not been made yet for absolutely no reason at all, wanna know what to type next? I know, how about you don't type anything and stop procrastinating
Random dude: Hey you!
You: Me?
Random dude: Yes, you!
You: M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q
Michael Jackson: Stop it, get some help
Obama: *Turns into Obamium*
You thought you could out Boredom me well you were solemnly mistaken
You: i know m n b v c x z l k j h g f d s a p o i u y t r e w q will not be defined 'sees this page' GOD DAMMIT.
The actual real way to spell the phonetic alphabet.
The backwards way to spell the phonetic alphabet is not the way it is listed originally. They have interjected an additional ghi into the correct way of spelling it which is
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
And not
z y x w c u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a
when you are so exremely bored in school or at home so you decide to do the qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm but with spaces
"im so bored so i decide to type q w e r t y u i o p a s d f g h j k l z x c v b n m instead of qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm"