When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger
Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now
figures meant for collectors only not for non collectors also they are very expensive
Guy 1: yo holy shit is that a masterpiece figure
Guy 2: yep only cost 160 dollars
A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage
1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper
A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.
Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.
Or can mean get her wet all over
Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.
person 1: Hey, have you watched The Notebook before?
person 2: OMG YES
person 1: how would you describe it i might watch it
person 2: a cinematic masterpiece.
The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)
“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”
what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot
Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf