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sculpting a masterpiece

When your significant other strokes your penis and it slowly becomes larger

Hey gerald when are you coming round to the party
I'll be there soon this girl I met is sculpting a masterpiece right now

by Most gerald man May 02, 2020


Masterpiece Figure

figures meant for collectors only not for non collectors also they are very expensive

Guy 1: yo holy shit is that a masterpiece figure
Guy 2: yep only cost 160 dollars

by Polaroid2 July 19, 2022


✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece✨

A spam message started in a YouTube comment section by popular ,YouTuber and comfort streamer, Jellybean. Also something a fatherless child says in hopes of getting out of the orphanage

1. ✨it's not a mistake, it's a masterpiece
2. I’m going to throw you into a wood chipper

by AAAAAAIDONTKNOW March 03, 2022


paint a masterpiece

A guy says this when he wants to make incredible love to a girl.

Gonna make love to the woman in all the right ways.

Or can mean get her wet all over

Hey Dude, Imma take her home and paint a masterpiece.

by mo40 August 11, 2012


cinematic masterpiece

The movieThe Notebook

person 1: Hey, have you watched The Notebook before?

person 2: OMG YES

person 1: how would you describe it i might watch it
person 2: a cinematic masterpiece.

by Hi I watch miraculous January 27, 2024


Post-Masterpiece Blues

The hollow, aimless feeling that settles in after finishing an extraordinary game, book, show, or any piece of media so good that nothing else can live up to it. You try moving on, you want to enjoy something new—but everything feels mid in comparison. (ChatGPT came up with this. Hits the mark)

“Ever since I finished Baldur’s Gate 3, I’ve tried starting five different games and bounced off all of them. I’ve got a serious case of Post-Masterpiece Blues.”

by Sushiware April 26, 2025


cooked masterpiece

what a boy calls a girl in a sad attempt to call her hot

Boy: "Linda you cooked masterpiece"
Linda: wtf

by fkcnt69 June 23, 2021