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MBS (Myles Bowel Syndrome) is a condition effecting the human digestive system, also known as, "I would rather have a shit than do any work today"syndrome. Common symptoms include the conscience requirement to take a shit at an hourly rate, and a near forced shitting commitment at the sight of a bathroom or portable toilet. It should be noted that a person suffering from the condition rarely has to take a shit on a scheduled lunch or bathroom break.
Todd: Dude that one hour lunch break was dope! To bad we got to get back to work...actually I'll let you get started where we left off. I've got a touch of the MBS today.
On Major Badminton - 'getting your badminton on'.
A: Where's Ellie?
B: I saw her with her racquet before; she must be on mb.
is an abbreviation meaning my bad styll
Joe: Bro you just drank the last beer.
Earl: MBS
Joe: ......
MBS stands for "My Bad, Sorry".
sms/msn
"Hey, why didn't you tell me SHE had a crush on me???"
"Damn I forgot; mbs."