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To spread apart both ass cheeks and fart continuously for an extended amount of time.
I gave my sister a banana split while she was sleeping in bed.
is performed when a man cuts his dick before jerking off, then proceeds to immediately urinate. This creates the red, white, and yellow colors of the delicious dessert.
You pussy…no wonder you chafe when you jerk off. Blood is the best lubricant and that is why I prefer the banana split. There is something cleansing about pissing after jerking it in my own blood.
When a girl puts her two index fingers down your urethra and pulls her two fingers away from each other
"Dude , i got the best banana split last night at 7/11 from Cindy in the Janitor's Closet"
1. A dessert that consists of 3 scoops of ice cream, either vanilla, chocolate, or strawberry in a vertical line. A banana is then put on each side of the scoops. They are then topped with caramel and hot fudge, strawberry pieces, nuts, and sprinkles. After the toppings, comes whipped cream and a cherry on each scoop along with a spoon.
2. A phrase used by bus drivers, teachers, parents, etc. to shut up a bunch of people when "QUIET" doesn't work.
3. The excuse used by teenage girls when they want to buy a bunch of bananas to practice oral sex, but don't want their parents to find out.
1. Guy #1: Dude I love milkshakes! Best Dessert Ever!
Other Guy: Are you high? The best dessert by far is a fucking Banana Split!!!!
2. Bus Driver: Hey! You guys please be quiet. QUIET!!!
Kids: *Let go of me!!*
*That's not third base man*
*PENIS!!!*
*And then she said...*
*You should ssooo do that!*
Bus Driver: BANANA SPLIT!!!!!!!
*Kids shut up in confusion*
3. Mom: Why are you getting so many bananas?
Teenage Girl: *Thinks quickly* Duh! For banana splits!
To stick a ripe banana in the ass.
I need to go to the bathroom and give myself a banana split.
A sex act between two men where one guy's dicc is sliced down the middle and the other guy puts his dicc inside the wound and nuts.
Made the little whore a banana split last night... he screamed like a strangled cat the whole time.
when an individual wearing a dress and thong is standing and accidentally defecates and the turd is cleanly sliced in half lengthwise by the string of the thong before falling to the ground.
"That cold brew coffee went straight through me. I gotta get to a bathroom quick or I'm gonna make a banana split."