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lucy metcalfe is always on her blob. she never fucking smiles!
To be extremely drunk, heavily intoxicated, hammered, shitfaced, blitzed, inebriated, wasted, smashed, blasted, etc.
Jamal: hey, what are you doing tonight?
Ray: I'm going to the bar & getting completely blobbed.
Jamal: awesome, can I get blobbed with you?
What you feel you are when comparing yourself to an extremely attractive person, and deciding that you are the most unattractive person on earth in comparison.
Alyssa: Did you see that picture of Liam Payne's girlfriend? I'm such a blob compared to her.
Emma: No you're not! I am definitely the blob here compared to both you and her.
Alyssa: Lets just have a blob night.
Wearing the same color top as you are pant.
I grabbed a black t-shirt and black sweatpants to wear to bed and Stephanie told me I was blobbing.
An obese or not good-looking person. Usually pisses you off and reminds you of a viscous substance.
Bro stupid eating so much, you literal blob
That's a decent sized blob. Who did you score that from.
Heroin smoked on foil is a blob. Also can be called a beetle
Example.
Person 1.That is a nice blob. Sort me out please
Person 2. No.
Person 1. Come on man. That blob is huge
A person with no job; no motivation; possible chronic masterbation problems; who finds basic activities a challenge with no medical reasoning behind it.
You coming out mate? errrrrr nah, im busy = Blob