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Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping

The theory that, any rock, no matter the shape or size, can still skip a considerable distance upon a body of water if spun fast enough. This theory disproves that a rock HAS to be flat in order to skip upon water.

NOTE: This theory was in fact proven through vigorous testing during a boring afternoon near a lake.

Kid: "Hey, that rock is squarish. It wont skip on the lake. You need to find a flat one."

Friend: "No, it should skip. Sean's Fundamental Law of Rock Skipping disproves that myth."

Kid: "It doesn't have to be flat?"

Friend: "Nope"

by Mark5991 November 10, 2009


Clearwater Fundamental Middle School

Clearwater Fundamental Middle School in Florida. Located in the heart of Clearwater also known as the smart kid school. The school is for kids that are higher than everyone else, primarily made for the kids that have no friends or so-called "gifted". School is full of drama and Turama. Band Teacher looks like she can stroke out any second. Orchestra Teachers couldn't put up with their stupidity anymore. Their clothing items are rather questionable. Bought with daddy's money, Practally dressed like nuns. Half of the school's parents go golfing on Sunday. 90% of the school look like they are straight out stereotypical movies shown on Disney in 2016. If you find a girl and you are interested in her you have two ways this can go. Either she adds random guys on snap or she will ditch you to read a book in the park. Guys have ant size brains can't find it if you look for it. Can promise the will live with mommy forever. Is equivalent to Satans lair. Rules do not make sense if you wanted them to. You either get a really good teacher or one that talks about plants all day and makes you throw all your work away before the Eoc's and tells you for the rest of the school year we are going to plant some trees. Almost every person carries a book in their hands. Forgot to mention that we don't have any sports. The principal is useless. Horses are about to sprout from the ground. News show gives you a headache every morning. If you go you have a 50% 50% shot of having a good experience.

Look at that kid carrying a case-it binder. I am sure he goes to Clearwater Fundamental Middle School.

by Darla and Ricky September 07, 2021


Fundamental orifice

A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy

Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.

Stop being a fundamental orifice.

by Kenny loggins August 27, 2023


fundamentally important

If something is fundamentally important, then it means that you don't have a foundation to progress or go on if you don't have it (material) or don't know it (knowledge)

It is fundamentally important for every quantum physicist to know the postulates of quantum mechanics

by Mr ESN February 16, 2021


fundament opening

A polite term for asshole

Make sure you thoroughly wipe your fundament opening to avoid getting dingleberries.

by Kontrolfreak February 06, 2020


fundamental idiot

Really dumb idiots who have no life and live in there parents basement

Me-I got a fornite win I’m so cool
Kid-Your a fundamental idiot

by A Duke chicken that is drunk May 09, 2019


Fundamental Paper Education

Fundamental Paper Education is (upcoming) series made by Kaaatie on twitter (aka X) and YouTube which have one related video and that is "Basics in Behaviour" which use song from the same name, made by The Living Tombstone, This series mainly focuses on School goes by the same name, Were if any students fail the test, they will be killed. We learn all of this stories from a book, start off with Claire going to school- nvm I'm not gonna explain story here but anyway, this video took by storm and now have it own community especially Miss Circle who are community favourite characters ( give her some oreos plz)

Someone: yo dude! Fundamental Paper Education first episode is so cool!

Me:what? First episode?

by Pasta Chara May 03, 2024