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A slimey, cold blooded reptile that is prone to adultery. Newt's will leave their wife while she is fighting cancer.
That newt is a three time loser.
The act of flirting with someone who owns a newt.
Ever since Tracy got that thing her and Jon have been newting like crazy
Nah, they flirt all the time.
this is a nickname for mexican immigrants derived from the animal with the same name. both are amphibians, as both can travel by land or by water.
"if these newts insist on coming into our country, they should at least make an effort to learn the language!"
Newton, or Newt for short, is a name commonly associated with a baby who is too white to be given a black name, but too black to be given a white name.
For the most part, a Newt will have a very strange sense of style and for some reason be obsessed with something ridiculus like plaid shorts.
Be sure to be careful if you ever come across one at a beer pong table, because he has no idea that his elbow is going over the table when he shoots. Genetic research has come to blame this "Elbow Unawarness Disorder" as E.U.D, and has been seen in more and more cities over the last few years.
"Dude, learn how to fucking play the game, your acting like a Newt!"
"If you were any whiter I would have to start calling you Newt."
A Newt is what a Bandit craves. A Bandit's craving for Newt is INSATIABLE!!!!!!
"It's been days since this Bandit has eaten Newt and he's STARVING!"
"Newt tastes delicious, especially when wet and warm in a bathtub."
"Bandits love Newts!"
A small lizard that can be found in small creeks and is known for its bright yellow dots standing out against its pure black.
A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug
person: so what is your opinion on Newt Scamander?
Me,an intellectual: a steamy cinnamon roll