to be torn between two things - you’re either loving it or you hating it.
i’m so fucking split on *insert fuck boy name* he isn’t texting me back fast enough
To Punch someone in the face, intending punch them so hard they get a cut and bleed. (their skin splits)
if you don't get the fuck out my face, your gonna get fucking Split.
Doing the splits quickly and unexpectedly; without warning
(On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
You have to make sure you wipe up after that split stream accident.
An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
a online book that will tear your heart out. a freared book that will actually kill you.
"yo did you read a splitting of the mind?" "don't even bring it up."
A devil's triangle with all males, as the middle man receives a reach around.
Andy: "Dude, we should totally split a turkey sometime!"
Craig: *looks apprehensive*