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The topic of my debate. Kinda fast. Kinda slim. Kinda bad. Kinda good.
Kinda.....he looked kinda hot, standing there against the rails, sleek and humming with that positive electricity, thrumming like a heartbeat. I was flying fast above, I knew we’d meet again....but when? So far above him, he so far below me....but we were both made of that same steel. A plane and a train....two different worlds....so far apart....but I knew fate had us together from when I first saw him.
-to be continued.....
“What the hell is a high-speed rail?”
“A train that go whee.”
“Really? You have any fanfiction about it?”
“....”
“So there’s this thing called Urban Dictionary-“
When an Asian couple are having sex so fast, that they are a blur to observers. There's lots of heat involved, so lubrication is critical. Note: they may be louder than typical.
Woah buddy, that Asian couple at the orgy was really getting the high speed rail going. I hope they used a lot of lube.
Yeah but the sound... wow!
A train game on Roblox. The goal is to get the most miles on the leaderboard.
Game description:
Rail Sim Universe is the hot new multiplayer railway simulator, featuring routes and content around the world! Our long-term goal is to build a variety of train routes in different regions, interconnected in a seamless, immersive, and collaborative ecosystem for everyone!
Me:
cool
The fattest, widest, roundest line of cocaine you could possibly do in one swift motion.
Arie couldn’t see straight after completing that fat white caterpillar rail off the porcelain sink in the men’s bathroom at that shitty dive bar in Jamaica.
Toilet safety handlebars, often used by the elderly.
"Gertrude had to have rookie rails installed after her fall"
To be put on hold without notice while youre on the phone with someone and continue to talk without knowing that person put you on hold. Only to find out that person didn't hear anything you said.
Cheryl rail rhody'd Michael in the middle of him screaming for help. He was later found violated and naked in the everglades. It was Cheryl's fault for rail rhodying Michael and not listening to his plea for help.
To be put on hold without notice while youre on the phone with someone and continue to talk without knowing that person put you on hold. Only to find out that person didn't hear anything you said.
Cheryl rail rhody'd Michael in the middle of him screaming for help. He was later found violated and naked in the everglades. It was Cheryl's fault for rail rhodying Michael and not listening to his plea for help.