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the descusting thing that falls out uf youre butt when you sit on the toilet
Ooh some poop, a perfect midnight snack
Seen a lot of poop types, but haven't seen this one:
The guillotine poop: usually a variation of winnie the poop as seen in other definitions, you slowly push out a massive turd and in the efforts occasionally cut off small chunks with your butthole muscles.
Person 1: you were in the bathroom for a while, you alright?
Person 2: no man, I just had a guillotine poop.
Jimmy: Yo bro, I’m going for a poop.
Jack: Jimmy you idiot! IT’S POO NOT POOP THIS IS NOT AMERICA THIS IS AUSTRALIA! Jeez, you’re doing my frickin head in. Next it’s going to be ‘pepper’ and ‘sidewalk’.
Jimmy: Fine! I’ll just go poo and then eat capsicum on the footpath. Happy?
Jack: *slaps Jimmy on the face* NOPE