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Scandal Noted

Created by Pete Holmes, comedian. While referencing a celebrity in a conversation for their popular unique quality, but not in relation to a current or past scandal, saying "scandal noted" acknowledges the issue, and avoids a tangent in the conversation.

"He did run a lot of yards during the this past season, but O.J. Simpson, scandal noted, still holds the record for single-season yards-per-game average. A record 143, that may never be broken."

by Challenger45 June 29, 2024


Scandal Noted

Created by comedian, Pete Holmes. A shortcut phrase to be used when referencing a celebrity, place, or event as an example for something other than a well known negative issue about it. The idea is to avoid the negative event being a distraction from the point of the statement or story. It also acknowledges that the speaker is aware of the scandal, so that discussion is not necessary.

It's true that he ran a lot of yardage this season, and that's impressive. It doesn't beat the record still held by O.J. Simpson, Scandal Noted, of the record for the single-season yards-per-game average at 143.1.

by Challenger45 June 30, 2024


Useless note

Its some thing your stupid enough to even look up dumb ass

YOUR A DUMB ASS CUZ U READ THE USELESS NOTE

by Idonthaveavigina December 29, 2019


The Middle Note

The Guitar Hero equivalent of the teabag. Done by holding the yellow note on the guitar so that it lights up on your defeated opponent's screen. Devised by David and Josh from N.C.

"Damn! That dude kicked my ass at Through The Fire and Flames!"

"Yeah, and now he's giving you the middle note! Ha!"

by Offbeat Blitz October 13, 2008


Lotus Notes

Lotus Notes sucks wet farts out of dead toads.

When running a marathon avoid Lotus Notes after the first ten miles.

by Ginni the wretch June 28, 2022


Note 7

Only phone to be used as an explosive.
Miniature nuke.

The Note 7 was used to blow up the enemies.

by Hozedron May 09, 2024


Death Note

Teen serial killer with agressive side sweep bangs commits manslaughter with death diary & eats potato chips with extreme dramatic suspense. His model/actress girlfriend basically does the same thing but also dresses like she exclusively buys her clothes from h.naoto.

Together they kill civilians who do bad deeds (according to them) with the help of some side characters while 2000s boy band haircut just barely tolerates amazing-blonde-looks like a hardcore visual kei fan Misa Amane because he kind-of hates women in kinda gay way but also in a kinda misogynistic way.

But alas! There is a spiky black haired detective who probably has an addiction to artificially sweetened goods and is not greasy!!! People on the internet keep saying that he is greasy and looks like he doesn’t shower (which I don’t completely disagree with) but he does have a special human sized washing machine & what appears to be a clean shirt dispenser rack thing (shown in “L change the worLd”). Great story, but it doesn’t really work out for anyone, since 99% of the characters die. Also there is a death god with an ear piercing who also has an addiction to apples. The End

Wow Death Note is really weird

by gloomybearfan28 November 23, 2021