Better than the g string version.
Woody has two boy holes and now he has to wear tender strings.
where one thefts a single cheese string and gronola bar before an event which is very important. it makes you cool and seem smart because bringing food before an event is key when going to class or work.
some examples are, “hey guys, wait up! i need to go grab some string and bar before we head to class.” or “did you see ellie and phoenix? they brought string and bar to class. i wish i would’ve thought of that. instead i’m a loser and nobody likes me.”
A piece of "off-color" music dat celebrates da crude practice of wolf-whistling so hard when a skimpily-clad chick walks by dat she actually feels da wind-blast from your whooshy admiring-vocalization on her bare butt.
If J.S. Bach heard "what they did to his song" --- i.e., da bawdy "Air On The G-string" butcher-job on his famous and clean-themed "Orchestral Suite No. 3 in D major" --- he'd so totally be turning over in his grave!
Somebody worthless to a team of any thing
Like cats birds dogs or even John cenas
If you get lucky a team of Cadens
He is a worthless third string punter
When you have your menstrual cycle & you just make it to the bathroom before your period ruins your clothes.
Example: Tom “WOW, that was close you were red-stringing the whole septa bus ride to icandy. Glad you made it Mary so we can drink vodka clubs.” Mary “Almost had to borrow Faye’s depends!”
omg it’s national heart string day! let me send my girl a pic of my jogget strings in a heart
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343:Sharpen your sword ND String your Bow