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Na’vi’a baby nursing method

This is when the baby daughter sucks on her father dick to get sperm out to drink it for milk or the baby son sucks on his mother nipples to suck semen out of it for milk to drink for nourishment. Until it can eat solid foods

Na’vi’a baby nursing method is used by all her race. They say she’s a genius and revered like a god to be the best of them. She feels better than everyone else and don’t think highly of anyone else especially because of this method she started 6 years ago and everyone been doing it. How are the babies now?

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 04, 2022


Roll-Back Method

When you are going down on a woman, and roll her hips back to be able to tongue her asshole. This surprise will be met with disdain or delight. Great Segway into anal.

Did Chloe let you lick her ass last night?
No bro I pulled the roll-back method and she was totally into it though.

by Jdub14 August 20, 2017


Mendoza Method

The act of mass reporting in hopes to get their account banned or terminated after they:

1. Win an argument against you
2. Completely bitch you
3. You being too sensitive to jokes

Vinny: "Yo I massreported that guy that said that!"

Nerf: "Mendoza Method fr."

by vinnymendozaalt August 04, 2024


Pull-in method

To insert penis into vagina upon ejaculation (from masturbation or fellacio). Usually done for physical satisfaction from the sensation or to enhance chances of pregnancy.

My wife’s vagina is sore and not trying to have sex, so I used the pull-in method since we are trying to have kids!

by November 15, 2023


frightentific method

This is the method used by Frightentists to both acquire study funding and generating an output; regardless of input; which is in support of the stated purpose of the study in order to ensure continued funding.

Using the frightentific method we were able to apply "corrections" to data in order to achieve the desired apocalyptic prediction and at the same time secure funding for the next five years.

by Nutty Tech June 02, 2017


The Playstation Method

To turn something faulty off and then on again one or more times in an attempt to make it work.

Guy: Dude this isn't working
Other guy: Just use the playstation method.

by M4NG0 June 18, 2015


butterfly method

A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.

Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”

Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’

by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021