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When one taints another's drink with feces. Usually as some sort of funny prank or done to someone that one does not hold in high regard.
I have a secret. Jane just made johns beer into a Fecal Float.
'Myther it, tell them float', 'You're mythering, tell them float', or simply 'tell them float' is an expression used to tell people that what they're saying/doing/feeling is not that deep and they should simply deal with it.
The expression comes from if someone was drowning or struggling to stay in water, you would tell them to float. In this idiom, the water that they're drowning in is the situation that they are taking too seriously; and they should simply float above their problems. Not solving the problems, merely floating above them.
It's important to note that the person facing these issues are told to themselves "Tell em float". Almost as if the peer to peer conversation is actually a group bullying whereas the person telling them to float is calling for people to back him up.
"I really hate how hot it is in here"
"You're mythering, tell them float"
"I cant stand the way she dresses"
"Float, its not that deep"
"I cant pay my bills this month"
"Tell em float"
When you let someone or something go which you know will make you cry later but it's the best for you
I liked him for nine years but he had a girlfriend so, I let it float in the river.
Me: Let me just write you a check for that.
Me: (leaves store)
Store manager: The next day…..That bastard just floated a heater.
Rest or move on or near the surface of a liquid without sinking. Except it’s done at night, just staring at the clouds and stars.
I went on a night-float last night.
Float the Dinosaur
(Float/Floating/Floated/etc)
To fuck up something on a very large scale
Steven Spielberg was literally floating the dinosaur in the first T-rex scene of 'Jurassic Park'.
Expensive vehicle driven by an attractive woman of advancing years
Have you seen her Porsche, it's a real milf float