A makeshift weapon made with pvc pipe filled with dead mice, moldy cheese and human feces.
Usually used for pranking nerds.
Nerd 1: “Ew it smells awful in here.”
Nerd 2: “Yea.. unfortunately someone got me with the Mickey Blaster today.”
adverb describing when one receives a hand-job from someone of Canadian descent
On my trip to Canada, i went behind the gas station for an authentic Maple-Blaster
A self defense weapon built by Swiss company Guardian Angel and marketed in the U.S. By Kimber firearms. It fires a blast of pepper spray at high velocity up to 13 feet. It points like a pistol and delivers its payload via a pyrotechnic charge for each of its two shots
Some guy tried to rob my wife with a knife but before he could get to her she hit him with the pepper blaster and he was a miserable ball of agony from then on. Next time though she will use her new Kel Tech p3At...then it's dirt nap time!