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Cancel Note

Literally a notebook of cancellation; anyone whose name is written shall be cancelled. It is the weapon which almost every Twitter user wishes to have; the equivalent of Kira from Death Note but on Twitter.

Since he has the cancel note, none of us are safe to post our opinions.

by Light Yagami aka Kira May 29, 2023


Twitter community note

A witter community note is when a tweet is so false and so incorrect that people in twitter forget their disagreements for a second just to prove someone, or even YOU wrong. Finding a twitter community note is basically finding a seal of approval that whatever you have seen is made purely out of stupidity.

Guy 1: Hey, have you seen this tweet? I can't believe how accurate it is.

Guy 2: It's wrong, that has a Twitter community note on it you fucking dipshit.

by Squashybead2217 May 27, 2024


pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 08, 2024


pocket note

When one sends voice notes unknowingly with their phone in one’s Jean pocket.

The receiver of the voice note typically hears random background noise when listening.

I was totally making out with this chick when I realized I had pocket noted my girlfriend. That was the last time she heard me moan - for some reason the bitch now wants nothing to do with me.

by Ty955 May 08, 2024


Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 24, 2020


note from your boner

Note from your boner is when someone feels the need to (often unasked for) express their opinion about someone else's sexual appearance. See also I like small boobs. Making themselves look like a complete fool. These notes are never welcome and completely misguided and make the sender be ignorant and dumb. Even if the intention may have been good.

Imagine a forum discussion about how breast size may hinder sexual attraction. Random individual chimes in with a comment like "I like small boobs". Thinking that their preference somehow would make the other person(s) feel better. But achieving the opposite. Said comment is a note from your boner.

by Xantipe January 15, 2020


sticky noting

The act of a male ejaculating onto the face of his opponent submitting to him, then placing a sticky note to their head using the ejaculate as a supplement to the existing adhesive. The note typically reads some form of derogatory slur used to inflict maximum psychological damage and humiliation after the act of conquest is complete.

We'll see how chill they are after sticky noting "eat shit" to their cum drenched foreheads.

by FarbenLehre April 16, 2017