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bleach float

A bleach float is a mug of scorching hot water with washing up liquid and bleach mixed in. It is always filled up to the top. It's preferably in a white mug.

She killed herself by drinking a bleach float.

by Jam Woosh April 22, 2017


Creamola foam float

When she says she has a headache so you wait till she is asleep, have a wank over her tits and throw on a soluble asprin and watch it fizz in your jizz!

She said she wasn't feeling very well for any action so i gave her the creamola foam float!!

by curtainwip3r June 19, 2021


floating oysters

leaving a load of sperm in the hot tub after fucking

No way I am getting in this hot tub when Mitch is floating oysters with his girl.

by Rob Gator August 03, 2018


Floating Baldness

Floating baldness is a rare type of male pattern baldness where the victim's hair grows wings and flies away.

I suffer from floating baldness

by George Cremaster January 28, 2025


floating teapot

An object that is nebulously and indescribably homosexual.

"Hey, check out my new pair of pink skintight leather pants!"
"Dude, those are such a floating teapot."

by ArtOfMecha May 28, 2021


Buckham Float

A type of sweet confectionery from the deep depths of sunderland or mowbray depending on the day. It consists of a tall glass of the finest Hayden Buckham urine and a nice “Log” from Nathan Buckham to top it off, Resembling an ice cream float.

“i just scranned a buckham float
“order me a double

by MIKE OXLONGGGGGG May 07, 2023


Dreamsoda float

The act of having a moist sexual dream while being queued in a drive thru.

The man enjoyed a dreamsoda float on his birthday.

by Akkaytex March 29, 2017