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An old Saturday Night Live parody of ad hominem attacks made by pundits.
"Jane, you ignorant slut!" is best rebutted with "Dan, you pompous ass!"
The act of excessively whapping it after smoking weed.
Don: Yo man did you study for that test?
Weez: I totally forgot bro. I fell asleep after taking a trip down mary jane's pleasure lane.
The 20th of April, it's like Saint Patrick's Day, only with marijuana instead of alcohol.
Also happens to be Adolf Hitler's birthday.
Happy Saint Mary-Jane's Day, folks.
"It's fuckin' 4/20! Weed it up!" - KC Green
Smoking Marijuana after your anti-pot girlfriend or wife etc tells you to stop.
Guy: Hey, you wanna toke up this friday?
Guy2: Nah man, Last time my wife showed up and I got Caught Cheating with Mary Jane
The badass lead on show The 100. Married, in real life, to her soulmate Bob Morley who calls her “his goddess”
A big softie, caring, loving, beautiful, sweet and loveable.
Do you know Eliza Jane Taylor-Morley?
Yes, and I also know her husband.
Eliza is a goddess.
When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
A private, Catholic school located in Bethesda MD. It is widely known as one of the most snobbish elementary/middle schools in the MD/DC/VA area. Enroll your sweet little kid and watch them grow up to become a selfish, spoiled brat at the end of 8th grade.
Faculty:
The faculty will leave out a banquet on the table to lure the children like rats. Disciplinary action will be taken if you even look at the food.
About 96% of the faculty will leave after 1 year because of some weird pregnancy problems and their passion for teaching religion.
Student life:
Expect to be bitchslapped from a white girl for wearing your hair weird
Expect to break windows and fall out of ceilings
Expect your teachers to awkwardly take off their wigs when they think "no body is looking"
Expect your teachers to make out with other teachers when "no body is looking"
Expect to have your chairs and books and desks legit thrown across the room when receiving a lecture
Where do you go to school?
St Jane De Chantal.
Lord bless your soul...