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turtwig NS:i just got a xbox
iHasModmanHD:woo wana play online?
turtwig NS: no i just got red ring of deth
iHasModmanHD: omg mee too
i <3 my xbox bitch!
An evil fluid with the superpower of Racism
Timmy: I love drinking this red liquid!
Timmy's mom: you fucking idiot red liquid is bad!
the red nutsack that dangles from a turkey's chin.
Sean: I just have a turkey gobbler in most pictures
M: you don't have a turkey gobbler Sean! But now I feel uncomfortable thinking about the red fangdangler being on your chin!
Sean: wow! I want that to be the new scientific term for turkeys little nutsack chin
M: *goes to urban dictionary*
Pretty cool dude but most of his takes} are pretty old-school and out of date while trying to incorporate the now
Grandpa: "LeBron James wouldn't last a day against Wilt Chamberlain"
Grandson: "Calm down Grandpa, you are being a real Zion Reds right about now"
When you wipe to the point of bleeding.
Dude! Can you buy a new brand of toilet paper!? I'm giving myself a red rimmer every other shit.
A kind of edging wherein one pushes themself to 99% of an orgasm and maintains that state for a prolonged period of time.
I was red lighting for so long last night that I came at a woman’s touch.
An ancient game created in the mountains of Tibet. Every time your car stops at a red light, you owe your lover a kiss for every red light in field of vision. If a stop light is missed, kisses stack!
Oh god! I owe my boyfriend like 100 red light kisses.