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When a guy inserts his penis into a girl, but only about halfway. This is meant to tease her and warm her up for the main event.
Josh and Mindy had great sex last night. He started with a few 1/2 strokes before fucking her. She loved every second.
One half of your demise in text forme, often used by a homewrecker In disguise.
1/2 I’m not cheating(What she did that night)
2/2 I love you no one else( I use you beeeœtch)
One of the crappiest, glitchiest, most horrible games ever made. Especially the DS port. It's time to break out the champagne and celebrate if you can actually get this horrible piece of crap game to function and not glitch out for two seconds.
Dude 1: Dude! I totally got Lego Star Wars 2!
Dude 2: For the DS?
Dude 1: Yep!
Dude 2: *epic facepalm*
So ye I’m still in trouble but I decided I might as well learn Spanish.
Hola, ¿cómo están?
Day 2:Me trying to learn Spanish
If you are handed an uno 2 card and accept then you are interested in having a threesome with two other perticipants.
She accepted my uno 2 card. She's going to accept my threesome offering.
The Gillie 2-Step is a dance move of sorts which consists of a repetitive action of 2 moves of the feet. It is reserved for natives of Gilmerton more commonly known as Gillie Radges. It tends to be practiced at the end of the night when the bar/clubs in Gilmerton close as it is felt that is the best time to show off the Gillie 2-Step moves.
The majority of Gillie Radges have two left feet and are therefore partial to the Gillie 2-Step, especially after sinking a ton of drink.
The Gillie 2-Step can also be utilised when crossing a busy road to avoid oncoming traffic and tends to be more effective than the hop, skip and a jump action.
"He can hardly stand but that won't stop him from the Gillie 2-Step"