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Colombian Time

Colombian time is a different perception of being on time that Colombian people have. It's an extra buffer of about 30 minutes from the original time they agreed on.

My friend agreed to meet with me at 4:15 for running but arrived 20 minutes later. He said he arrive on Colombian time.

by Aquaburro May 16, 2017


nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016


Awkward Timing

When someone comments on something at an unnecessary moment

A man tells his friend that his mom is hot and doesnt realize she is behind him.

"That was some awkward timing"

by Wooplah April 25, 2009


Hospital Time

That infernal black hole of time and miscommunication in hospitals. If the doctor tells you a certain time they really mean it could happen within a twenty-four hour time bracket, and they won't tell you if anything changes.

Kim: I thought you said the procedure would be yesterday at five
Dr: Yeah but I really meant today.
Kim: Oh great we're on hospital time

by CactusBill December 16, 2011


Mason time

The schedule or timetable used by disorganised people who can never arrive at any event anywhere near the time they intended

Person 1: Where the fuck is Jamie?
Person 2: That useless cunt, he's running on Mason time again

by curlyhairedman August 23, 2011


tortuga time

"I feel like I'm in the twilight zone"

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"
An unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. There is no stopping it and can only be accepted - it's going to happen. Even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. Just accept the inevitable, you're on Tortuga Time.

"You're on tortuga time. Welcome to the suck"

by CAC3 April 12, 2016


program time

West coast slang for time to grind, get deep work in.

i.e working out, hustling.

"It's program time homes!"

by SDFL6 March 05, 2022