Railed

Did you just hit a crispy 1 tap on a player in a multiplayer game? Are you off 2 hours of sleep and still somehow functioning?

You either just got “Railed” or you’re “Railed”.

“I absolutely just RAILED this dude.”
“I didn’t get that much sleep, but I’m RAILED off nicotine and energy drinks.”

railed

Getting railed is getting fucked really hard in the ass.

"I wanna be railed so fucking hard right now"

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"