Medical term: the complete opposite of "diarrhea", "the runs" and "the marathons". So named for the slow pace at which feces is ejected from the body over a long period of time, and for other characteristics shared with snails.
Time to take the snails for a long walk...
The snail is reffering to a common meme hipothetical, where you are proposed a deal:
Would you have a million dolars, and become imortal. in return, there is a snail that is also imortal, and is constantly chaseing you down till the ends of the earth, and if it ever touches you, you instantly die.
In the hipothetical, it's often implied that the snail is hiper intelegent.
(in the year 2197)
yeah dude, so that's how I became imort- OH SHIT! IT'S HERE! THE SNAIL IS HERE! FUCK! NONONO-
The Snail is a sexual ritual in which after you cum in a girl she scooches her ass on the floor leaving a trail of cum behind. The Snail is popular in some cultures. Especially the trailer park
Bill:Dude I just had sex
Frank: Did she do The Snail?
A sexual move where the woman is in all fours (optional) and the partner licks her body, in a continuous movement, from her vagine up to her forehead passing through the anus, leaving behind a trail of bodily fluids, namely fecal matter, much like a snail.
- "Man, I totally did 'The snail' with that bitch Ashley last night"
- "Sir, this is a Wendy's"
A slab snail is when a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn look at those slab snails... beautiful imprints of the future endeavors inwhich were about to embark on...
When a girl gets out of the pool and sits on the concrete and her pussy lips leave a imprint on the cement.
Damn... look at those slab snails! So beautiful. I cant wait to get all up in that wet pussy. I gotta have it.
The act of two females slapping their vaginas against eachother. Also known as scissoring.
Those girls had a snail slappin marathon last night.