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n. CHOO-ing a-SBES-tis, -tos
Loose long-fiber asbestos intended for chewing
I used to inhale asbestos dust, but these days I prefer to use chewing asbestos
West Virginia and Wyoming are the only states that still allow the sale of chewing asbestos
When you're talking to a girl who already has a boyfriend. The boyfriend got all the meat and you're left chewing on the bone.
"Mikey's talking to Sharon, but she already has a boyfriend. "
"He's just chewing bone."
Chewing a Vegestable's Anus, and describing the detail to their family, making sure to tape the reaction.
"The elderly home won't let me in anymore for Chewing Gum"
When you put hair removal cream on your bum hair.
Then next time u go toilet, poo it off.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca
How did you get your anal hair off?
Well, Ciaran said he did a “HAIRY CHEW” yesterday and it pretty much cleared it off ”.
The poo will be covered in hair and look like chewbacca.
A funny prank used by funny people to SHOCK people so hard, normally you probably pull the gum if it was normal, but this time, IT SHOCKS YOU.
guy - yo want sum gum (its actually shocking chewing gum)
victm - uh sur- (pulls)
vitcm - AFGGFDGFJHDGHFJDHGJHGH (shocked like mentally and psychically)
An overdressed track-themed street car with that distinct later generation Nissan-Z engine amplified to sound like Chewbacca when he's agitated. In Star Wars, the Wookie costume must have felt overdressed while wearing it. The car also looks a bit chewed back with some exaggerated feature like excessive camber preventing the ability to have more than two tires flat on the ground at a time. This may be a fuel-saving feature in a straight line, but tire wear is far more expensive, and maybe the it corners more like an inverted motorcycle with such a stiff sway bar.
Still, the owner deserves props for not adding an oversized spoiler which might actually be necessary for sweeping corners at aircraft speeds.
Car-"Uhn-Droahrgoahrgrohedrodrodroh!"
Neighbor-"Fix your muffler, Chew-Bac-Car !"
Driver-"My friends think it's funny!"
Neighbor-"They laugh behind your back, wookie-boy!"
Slang to insult or mock someone or their belongings. Usually said by the receiver as something that is frowned upon.
Person with Nike shoes: "Bro what are those??" *Pointing at friend's shoes*
Friend with Jordon's: "Maaan I know you're not tryin' to chew!" *Foreshadowing the inevitable*