gumpy

a guy with a crazy short and uneven haircut who wears hats and super funny but has messed up fingers

Look at the gumpy haircut no wonder he hides it with a hat.

Gumpy

To be considered dumb, stupid or to lack education.

Me: Did you see the movie Forest Gump?
Them: Yea why?

Me: You just remind me of it cuz yo ass gumpy.