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We spend 6 1/2 hours of pure and legal torture, we go home and think the torture is over for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours. But no, these fuck ass teachers crave more torture, they want us to spend the rest of our 5 1/2 hours at home doing this tree killing, big ass stack of paperwork, called homework, which is killing the trees which clean the air for us just to torture the minds of children that don't even give a shit about school. The children just want to go home, have fun, eat, and play fortnite for the rest of the 5 1/2 hours, and when we go to school the next day we end up failing anyway so it's just wasted on some random shit that you had suppost to learn in school. The teachers don't even talk about the shit in class and expect us to remember it in class. Homework is just:
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Guy#1: hey want to play fortnite after school
Guy#2: nah i have homework that's due tomorrow
Guy#1: that must hurt
Guy#2:it does
an acronym for 'Half of my energy wasted on random k(c)rap '
Homework
The stupid fucking thing the government gives you to prevent you from actually succeeding in your life. The thing that gets rid of your free time just so you can get a letter that you don't like
Sorry can't go outside and play with you, I've got math homework...
Something I could have done instead of trying to think of a funny joke so I could get some worthless likes on Urban Dictionary...
Which I probably wont be getting anyway...
Mom: Did you do your homework before playing with your friends on the Xbox?
Kid: Yes mom! (he did in fact not do his homework before playing with his friends on the Xbox)
Mom: Good! Oh and food's done! It's pancakes, your favorite!
Kid: Okay mom thanks, I'll be there in a minute! (He knew he didn't deserve those pancakes)
(Based on a true story)
A cruel punishment, given to innocent children, by satanic worshippers, that call themselves "school staff members".
Larry : Yo, homes, my dumbfuck teacher/devil lover just gave me a crap load of homework. So I can't play fortnite tonight.
Phil : WTF man?! Mr.Fucktard would give you homework, when he knows that you were going to spend the rest of the day battling me in fortnite!
Some shit where you're supposed to do 164 pages in 2 days and it's better to just give up and not go to school
I have homework. Someone kill me now
A piece of paper that messes with your mind
Mother: are you done your homework?
Child: no I’m sorry please tell my teacher “F**k your homework”