Modified human is a euphemism for someone high on drugs, usually psychedelics. The term is popular among the burning man community.
There's a lot of modified humans out tonight.
Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.
Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.
J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"
Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"
J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"
Phantom: .....
When an African calls you a motherfucker.
"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"
pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.
"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.
Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.
Greasy Sex Position:
When you and your bitch are lubed up in the backseat of your car trying to fuck. Key word "Trying"
Hey I got extra virgin olive oil and my dads Camaro. Wanna do the Modified Goodman in the backseat?