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Short for a modified half day off in which a rostered half day off is "modified" to include the rest of the same day culminating in a full day off.
Not to be confused with the "Super Halvie", a rumored to be mythical creation in which one takes the Friday afternoon halvie and the consecutive Monday morning allowing the "halver" to enjoy a partial long weekend.
J-Dizzle: "Happy Thursday afternoon Phantom, are you taking the modified halvie tomorrow?"
Phantom: "Well a good morning to you too J-Dizzle! I am indeed taking the modified halvie tomorrow!"
J-Dizzle: "You aren't attempting a super-halvie are you? They're only in fairytales and J-HO Surg aren't they?"
Phantom: .....
When an African calls you a motherfucker.
"Do you know da wae, you modified modifaka?"
pockets in ur pants with the bottoms cut-out; designed for easy access with fat whores.
"I wore the shorts with modified pockets and told the fat whore that I was dancing with that there was a surprise for her in my pocket!"
To change an object so as to customize its use to fit your needs, such as taking out a set of P90 pickups on a guitar and replacing them with Mini Humbuckers.
Jim: "Bruh why's your car so loud?"
Bob: "I had to modify it to sound badass!"
The second harshest form of community quarantine in the Philippines
Metro Manila was placed under modified enhanced community quarantine from May 16 to May 31, 2020.
A special type of High School Diploma designed specifically for special education students who can't meet the requirements to graduate high school due to a disability. It is basically useless. You can't use it to go to a college or anything. Not even community colleges will accept a Modified Diploma.
Bobby received a Modified Diploma because he was mentally retarded. Now, everyone is congratulating him at graduation even though he didn't have to meet any requirements to graduate.
An mutant Oscar Huitron with 9 legs. Known for its acid breath and "loving you as well" as opposed to loving you too. Drives a broken down Chevrolet Impala and English is his second language.
Watch out for that Genetically modified oscar. He might give you a verbal.