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A fool who lacks the brain capaticy to understand common sense or basic facts.
Martin : * displays his new piano*
Adam : Why did you buy a piano?
Martin : So I can play it, you simpleton.
“Ailbhe Gallagher is w simpleton who doesn’t know what a simpleton is”
the inglorious practice of remaining willfully ignorant.
Their simpletonism is what allows them to remain blissfully controlled.
The insanely rare "Simpleton-Brainer" is so rare it should be kept in a wildlife zoo with all possible restraints attached to avoid any unnecessary accident from evolving in it's chaotic environment. Anything below very high level smooth-boys should never be allowed in the near proximity or even visual reach from this monster, let alone manage and take care of it. Conveying this beast away from it's own misery is considered impossible by expert smooth scientists. So we're told to simply spectate and let it be.
Who peed on the dog again?, it must be the simpleton-brainer.
Noun - Someone who will trade their dignity for kitty. A man who puts the hoes before the bros.
Also when a male is overly submissive to a female they like knowing they are likely to gain little to nothing
A simp.
She looked at me funny when I asked to split the bill. I looked at her at said “Look I ain’t no Samuel Simpleton, I got other hoes tryna take ME out to dinner.”