a sexual act that involves taking a shit and proceeding to put it in your partner's ass. After this proceed to have anal sex and then have your partner shit it out making it a two-step shit
man I needed to shit and have sex; so I did the shitty two-step
Exactly what it states. Similar to a kicker kicking a field goal.
*Note; taco in reference to the female vag.
Nancy took a two step to the taco from Johny for being a dumb slut.
When you take a mis-step while being drunk.
When you nearly fall down drunk while executing the texas two step
After one performs the Cleveland Steamer, he dances around, preferably to a Nickelback song.
"I did the Canadian two-step last night!",
"Were you dancing to Nickelback?",
"Of course!"
To use the primary fire of your ASMD Shock Rifle to explode the projectile of the secondary fire.
I was playing Unreal Tournament the other day, and I did a UT Two Step on a group of blues.
A way of walking most high school and college freshman learn during orientation week to get to their classes as fast as possible without a class or test being missed. This method of walking up steps includes taking one step over two stairs. This walk up the steps makes your time twice as short and your legs twice as muscular while still getting to class on time (close enough at least). This way of walking up stairs also is learned when not knowing the campus well, creating stress on this freshman, pressuring them into an east coast mentality when it comes to getting to class. This condition is mostly worn off by the summer of the freshman's first year, for they finally know the campus well enough to not freak out.
On the stairs to the college library;
Sophmore; Hey, what the hell man!
Freshman; Sorry, bro!
(turns to his friend) Sophmore; Dude, what the hell was that guy's rush?
Friend; Oh don't worry about him. He just learned the Freshman Two Step.
When you’re too short to intubate and need at least two step stools.
If we can’t lower this bed anymore, we’re gonna need a ladder. This guy is a Two-Step Tito.