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the act of raising and lowering your leg/knee under blanket while farting so as to woft the fart gas into your partners face.
damn it, John! quit blarting or i'll sew your ass shut!
The sound issued by bovines
The cows blarted endlessly as they waded the frass.
A burp that smells like a fart
Blarted... A smell so rancid I can't tell if you burped or farted
A blart is five pounds of excrement, in a three pound jar.
The whole deal is a blart: we would have to give away the whole farm, including all our implements.
Large hairy animal. This beast makes up for its below-average intelligence with an above average size. Experts disagree about whether the size is due to muscle or fat.
Blart drank eight beers before retiring for the night.
any kind of security guard or rent-a-cop
my dad lost his job, so now he's a part-time blart at the Staples center
Quite simply, a joint. Can be either hashish or weed. Also known as a blarty.
I really fancy a nice blart(y)