that thing that those fat kids jumped on in the movie "heavyweights"
Yo, let's go jump on the blob!
Best Last Option Bae. From the most pirated movie in history.
I have to get laid at this party. But if all fails, Jamie is my BLOB.
A red alcoholic cocktail containing vodka, peach schnapps, cordial and raspberry served in a pint glass and red stained tissue in substitute for an umbrella. Contains the weekly recommended allowance of alcohol and sugar for a grown man in one week and may give you the shits the following day.
noun- A round of sloppy felatio
Sarah was blobbing me off gloriously, until I looked down and noticed it was Hank all along. Hank...what a kidder!
A time when you need to keep your distance. Woman's menstruation cycle.
"I'm blobbing this week"
Verb - When one sits or lies down staring blankly at a screen for days on end, and only ever gets up to eat and pee.
1 - I was planning on being productive this holiday but I just ended up blobbing.
2 - I blob a lot, don't judge me.
1: Like the name suggests, a person who sits on the couch all day watching Dr.Phil and/or daytime TV.
2: Idk.
"Dude, stop watching Dr.Phil you freaking blob!"