A response given to a person that has said something incredulous.
Geezer 1: I'm gonna win the lotto this week and blow it all on hookers and drugs!
Geezer 2: Yow blow my face off yow do with ya stupid talk
Sticking your sweaty feet in a friends butthole
Mike will blow your socks off after playing hours of basketball
When one finally has sex after an extended period of abstinence. Sexual intercourse is compared to starting an engine that has been sitting for a while and has accumulated excessive carbon deposits in its inner workings.
Dude, the last time I got laid was during the Cretaceous Period, I've gotta blow some carbon off the valves .
the spookiest threat
robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*
When you're so terrible at something in particular, or if something is terrible.
"Pokemon is my favorite game!"
"That game blows da ballz off da loin."
To unmask a conspiracy of some kind, typically in as grandiose a fashion as humanly possible.
The secret society covered its tracks pretty well, but rest assured that I'll blow the lid off this thing someday. In the meantime, I'll keep wearing my tinfoil hat.
Whenever Bryan tries to invite a girl named Tiffani out and she either denies, says maybe but does not follow threw or just ignores him
Bryan asked Tiffani to video chat. She lead him to believe they would buy denied it it by Tiff blowing Bryan off by ignoring several of his calls.