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A crazy climate change activist, or someone who goes vegan or vegetarian “for the planet”, and who can’t take a hint that no one else wants to talk to them about it. A more annoying tree hugger.
Jesus, would Sarah shut up already?
Yeah, she’s such a celery muncher.
the described consistency of a penis after masturbating
Yeah bro, after I got that premium Brazzers account, my dick was mushy celery
For the tacky but lovable Wilmington Blue Rocks in Delaware, (division A minor league baseball team), its the mascot that runs out on the field whenever the Blue Rocks score a run at home. His theme song is "Song 2" by Blur, aka the rock song that goes WOO HOO.
"Dude, the blue rocks just scored! Here comes that loser Mr. Celery, but he's the cooooooolest."
when giving a blow job you use your thumb to massage the part under the balls (taint) until you feel the area that feels similar to a celery stick.
“if you’re giving a blow job, try celery sticking his taint, makes them cum fast.”
carrots and celery are the best snacks in the world!!!! U MUST EAT WITH RANCH DRESSING/DIP or else they are gross
carrots and celery being eaten by a bunny
When you're a hard working man at a 9 to 5 job, but your salary is low and you subsist on celery.
When it comes to my job, I'm not a salary man... I'm a celery man.