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1)The only thing that makes you crap and piss your pants besides meeting your in-laws.
2) One of the greatest things known to man-kind.
3) A part of what makes a teenager.
1. When I got of the Superman I frickin crapped the hell outta my pants, kinda reminds me of Jessica's dad.
2. "The best Roller coaster I rode was Kingda Ka!"
3. Teen girl: " Hey! lets like totally go on the Batman!"
Teen boy: " a yo check this tattoo of nitro on my back!!"
Teens: "awsome dude!"
when a compact disk your taste is offended by, or due to the fact that they are becoming outmoded, is relegated to coffee table stain prevention status aka ctsps.
I found a cd that was so hideous i had to buy it just so I could shame it by forcing it into a slave life of coaster demotion and hold drinks until it breaks.
This is the process of over-taking another car with your car in neutral. One for the recession. A way of comically boosting your MPG on those downhill sections.
We're doing 90 coaster-taking a Porsche. Crazy stuff, and economical too.
A moment of your life where everything comes together in a most definite nope.
That spider is a ride on the nope coaster
another word for a mans penis
"last nite i toke her to pound town and she rode the bone coaster"
A coaster nerd from New Jersey who think everything gives ejectow except for the ones that actually do. He has claimed to have had AIDS, foot lice, & he has eaten his own crap before, although he has gotten past all of those. (At least publicly) He thinks Jersey Devil Coaster is the greatest thing ever even though it has flojector at best. He is a literal demon so that's why. He also thinks whatever the top 2 coasters he's ridden is the top 2 in the whole world, even though he's only ridden less than 3% of all coasters. Finally, he can be very geen sometimes, so watch out for your local Coaster Demon!
Tarby: You have AIDS, Kyle (Coaster Demon)
Coaster Demon: No I don't
Tarby: Oh but are you going to the SawCon?
Coaster Demon: The what?
Tarby: SawCon deez nuts!!!
Coaster Demon: Y u bully me brev
Every man's worst nightmare besides terrorism or rape.
Even though they're one of the safest things on Earth, they put death defying stress on you, they raise your heart rate up and give you a sense of life threatening grave danger.
They're the closest thing you can safely get to experiencing what the passengers on the 9/11 planes felt.
If you can handle them, you'll never be afraid of anything again.
Greg: The Velocicoaster at Universal is one of the scariest roller coasters.
Constance: I thought Mako at SeaWorld was scary.
Greg: Well you haven't experienced anything like Velocicoaster.
Constance: Why would I.
Greg: It's the last thing in Florida I want to go on.