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Talein ‘s Daddy / Boyfriend / Sugardaddy
Danny Devito:
Yo talein who is that man???
“MY DADDY”
God himself
Kid 1:Danny Devito is god.
Kid 2: OH MY GOD HE IS!!! HE SHOULD BE WOLVERINE
Kid 1: YESSSSSSS!
literally a legend so beautiful amazing hot drop dead gorgeous amazing beautiful talented
Danny Devito has to be the best person breathing oxygen
Danny DeVito is a beautiful man with the shape of a sexy beast and a cock the size of every weeb’s love for ZeroTwo
Girl 1: Who’s your favourite actor?
Girl 2: Danny DeVito of course!
Girl 1: *has orgasm at the sound of his name being said*
God, but sexier.
“What in the name of Danny Devito have you kids been up to!?”
anytime something is neato, devito. It’s gonna be a fucking saying in 100 years.
(created by Hannah Montana)
“this is f*cking neato devito!”
When you're a morbidly obese man who likes even more morbidly obese women, but you're both too fat to copulate. So instead, you have her sit on your face. However, because she is so morbidly obese, she can't reach far enough around to wipe herself, so you end up with a vertical racing stripe of feces on your face. The dirty DeVito.
They were so fat, the best they could do is a Dirty DeVito. Afterwards he had to wash his face.