Shat the Diff

A catastrophic failure of a car's transmission in which the differential collapses damaging the transmission and the vehicle loses drive , also leaving a trail of oil where it's been

i couldn't pick up droo, fash and professor layton as me astra had broke down, it shat the diff and left a trail of oil like the amoco cadiz along the road, darn diff!

Diff Yo

Means “What’s the difference?”
Is hilarious when put into good context. Diff yo.

Guy 1: Why are you eating a bagel? We have donuts in the fridge.
Guy 2: Diff yo.

Neg diff

A term used to define anime characters strength, it means that someone was defeated by ease

Luffy neg diffed naruto

same-diff

an oxymoron, used to describe something as being the same as something else. Often used as an excuse for being wrong. Created by Stephanie Graves in the early nineties.

"you said jackflap, not flapjack"
"same-diff"

team diff

when your team did so bad that you have to let the whole server know in Overwatch.

FUCKING TEAM DIFF I HAD NO FKN HEALS

Infinite Diff

Used to differentiate the outcome of a battle as undefined. This means the characters can fight for an infinite amount of time with no winner. This is used as a joke to signify the character you favor in a battle.

The One Above All beats the Presence Infinite Diff

Top Diff

Quando apri il culo al tuo avversario così prepotentemente che gli raddrizzi la lane a bonkate in testa al punto che la mid diventa la seconda botlane

Enemy player: *picks teemo*
Allay player: *picks cho'gath "It's showtime"
*Game end*
Allay player: "gg Top Diff"