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A male or female who see them selves as the ducks nuts, they Pretend to walk the walk, they Pretend to talk the talk, but in reality they can't even use Google maps to find their way around the local duck pound.
Pal says: Girl I got this send me the address I'll be there in 5.
John says: Dude address has been send many many times it's straight through the duck pound, come on now I thought you knew your shit bro, and oi didn't we have a job on last week? You confused bro.
Pal ends up walking around for hours to finally arrive, with an over the top explaination as to what took them so long to hide the fact that they are indeed nothing more then a Distorted Duck
People believing events occurred or things existed in history when things were proven not have happen. Ex: Mandela Effect, Einstein's Theory of Relativity
He must have a distorted reality because Nelson Mandela did not die in prison during the 1980's
Distort, disTort, distorT
Distort, disTort, distorT
(noun)
a behavior characterized by the act of employing sarcastic or crude remarks with the intention of enticing a person into participating in a joke, followed by using their response out of context and treating it as if it were a serious statement.
This practice involves luring individuals into engaging in a conversation or reacting emotionally, only to later exploit their words or actions to embarrass or humiliate them. Tempting & Distorting commonly employs misdirection and manipulation to achieve its desired effect, often at the expense of the targeted individual.
"You were tempting & distorting by talking in an amusing tone"
When a woman appears to be hot with sunglasses on, but soon as she takes them off, becomes tremendously less hot
Ben spots a beautiful girl walking into a building so he followed inside to talk to her, but when he walked in he immediately left because she had removed her sunglasses and revealed the ocular distortion factor.
Doux-Distortion, Dough-Distortion, DD, or Soft Distortion is a musical genre--frequently made under the parent genre of Rock music, and sub-genres such as Hardcore, Hard Rock, and more.
Doux-Distortion is a blend of gritty, distorted melodies, with an addition of soft, gentle tracks to accompany the song. Currently not instrument-dependent.
Coined November 8, 2024 by Nixzria
Example:
John: What kind of music do you make?
Susie: I create Doux Distortion music!